Vol 3 No 1 2009
How to Scalp a Nap
The standard technique
for scalping fits into your natural
zone: place a knee
between the shoulders. It will not interfere
with your sleep. Cut a long arc
in the front, taking your schedule
into consideration. Pull back on the hair.
Your midafternoon snooze
survived, facial features droop.
Dozing right will make a tight braid.
Leigh Nash